three in a row

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: PODE FICAR BOLADO, PODE FICAR BOLADO, A GERAL E A GALOUCURA É PORRADA PRA TODO LADO!

You: let me guess... brazil?

Stranger: SI SE PUEDE

You: so do you guys have fm radio over there or just wi fi?

Stranger: fm yes

Stranger: o.o

You: how about am radio?

Stranger: yes

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

seriously?

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: oi

Stranger: oi

You: hup hup pickitup pickitup

Stranger: brasil?

You: no. you?

You: dude, it's "brazil"

You: with a z

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this speaks volumes...

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: brazilian ?

You: no. you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omegle

for those of you unfamiliar with the site:

http://omegle.com/

sign on, and talk to a random stranger. get bored? talk to another random stranger. want to talk to someone you know? it doesn't work that way.

hilarity has a tendency to ensue, and that is essentially what this blog is meant to honor.

whether it is you or the "stranger" being slightly amiss, it's almost always hilarious.

once i get a dedicated email address for this, it'll be posted and submissions will be welcomed.